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He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. That's why you always leave a note! […]
He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. That's why you always leave a note! […]
Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. As you may or may not know, […]
There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television […]
That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. No! I was […]
Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Well, what do you expect, mother? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. […]
First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are... WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! […]
Really? Did nothing cancel? Army had half a day. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I care deeply for […]
Let's go be bad guys! Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower ... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified […]
There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with […]